The Alliance of Wimps for Placating Violent Women request your presence at an undisclosed location in Manhattan on September 12, 2010. It is known that the group of recalcitrant vigilantes, called The Violent Fems, will be gathering on this night to size up potential victims. This is an opportunity for submissive men to sacrifice their hides for a good cause- re: making the streets of NYC safe again for other, unsuspecting weaklings. A $40 pre-paid fee will guarantee any victim the chance to be baptized in the sadistic waters of their wrath. $10 at the door will get you in to meet them. But beware! Anarchy will be the only rule at this gathering, so be prepared!
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